Oh, and while I'm making a list of don'ts and checking it twice, don't ever use a condom when you have sex. Allergy sufferers will be some of the first to get off-ed. No knuckle-cracking or gum-snapping, or stomach growling, or sobbing, or projectile vomiting, or stubbing of toes, or. No chili for you!Īlso no screaming if you drive a nail through your foot or give birth, either. Fart in this world, and you are one dead flatulator. I hate it when someone cuts one loose without warning and you have to hold your breath forever - just as if these sound-seeking alien killers were nearby and you didn't want them to hear you breathing. You know, thinking about it, no farting anymore would be a good thing. Woe be unto those who suffer from sleep apnea in this place, for unless you're an electrical whiz and know how to get some juice flowing - quietly, no generators allowed - to power a very quiet CPAP machine, your snoring will surely be the literal death of you in this soundless post-apocalyptic hell-hole of a world we now inhabit. It's a world where you can't cough, can't hiccup, can't even fart for fear you'll be splattered all over the landscape. We're in a wery, wery quiet pwace wight now. We invite you to sit back…relax…and enjoy David’s musical artistry that will surely transport you to “a quiet place.” Orange Tree fans will note that this collection does not include our signature nature sounds this time we’re letting the music speak for itself.95% on Rotten Tomatoes? Are you shhhhh.
David’s command of acoustic piano is extraordinary. The way his fingers effortlessly danced across the keys reminded me of watching a thoroughbred run…a thing of beauty.
I remember the first time I recorded David on grand piano. These songs feature the talented composer and amazing pianist David Goldblatt, who has worked with many famous artists over the years: Diana Ross… Gino Vannelli… Mark Isham… Stephen Stills…just to name a few. “A Quiet Place” is the premiere collection of beautiful solo piano works selected from our National Park Series. Currently available as MP3 download only.
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